Indian Necklace
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 4th February, 2003

The tourist was admiring the Indian's necklace. "What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

"Oh, no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."


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