I've Got One of These|
Date of Joke: Friday, 31st January, 2003
A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls
down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*."
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day the boy and the girl are playing together again. Once
again the boy points to his private parts and says, "*I* have one of
these and you *don't*." But the little girl just keeps on playing.