In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These
two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an
angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have
been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am
giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You
have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the
statues came to life.
The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and
dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he
listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied
and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the
statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the
pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"