I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road. I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. Being a
sensitive man as well as an animal lover, I pulled over to the side of
the road and got out to see what had became of the rabbit. Much to my
dismay, the rabbit was dead. I felt so awful I began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw me crying on the side of the road
so she pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked me what
"I feel terrible," I explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed
The woman told me not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car
trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved his paw at us
and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned
around, waved at us again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned,
waved and hopped another 50 feet.
I tell you, I was flabbergasted. I couldn't figure out what was in the
woman's spray can. So I ran over to her and asked, "What was in your
spray can? What did you spray onto the rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so I could read it. It said:
"Hare Spray - Restores life to dead hare - Adds permanent wave"