Jesus is Watching You!
Date of Joke: Friday, 27th December, 2002

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a strange voice echoed from the dark, saying: "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU"

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a holiday after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU".

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you!"

The burglar relaxed........"Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"

"Moses", replied the bird.

"Moses"! the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot "Moses"?

The bird promptly replied "Probably the same kind of people who would name their Rottweiler "Jesus"...


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