A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender
informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk
to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the
As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into
the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.
He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs
saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."