Date of Joke: Saturday, 21st December, 2002

Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." Teacher told her that she was wrong because the sky is grey sometimes. Then Jack raised his hand and said, "Trees are definitely green." Once again Teacher corrected her student saying that trees turn different colors with the seasons.

Little Johnny raised his hand, "Do farts have lumps?" he asked. Teacher said no. "Then I definitely shit my pants."

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