A preacher was telling his congregation that anything
they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere
in the Bible and that the entirety of the human
experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who
said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there
somewhere and that he would look for it.
The following week after service, the preacher called
the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, . . .
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."