A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed
a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her
size. She entered an upscale department store and
approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have
a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she
left the store and proceeded to another department
store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.
After a third try at another department store in the
mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up
to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open
her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you