"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor
to the ninety-year old man after the examination.
"I know it," said the old gentleman. "I've really got only one
complaint-my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for
The doctor's mouth dropped open. "Your what?!" he gasped.
"My sex drive," said the old man. "It's too high, and I'd like to
have you lower it if you can."
"Lower it?!" exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe what
the ninety-year old gentleman was saying. "Just what do you
"These days it seems like it's all in my head, Doc," said the old
man, "and I'd like to have you lower it a couple of feet if you