Local Man Murdered
Date of Joke: Sunday, 1st December, 2002

A local man was found murdered in his home in California over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks.

Police suspect a cereal killer.


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