MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree
to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking
and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are
TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are
instead content to completely control everything that happens at your
workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying, but who
the hell can tell?! It is written that the geeks shall inherit the
ENGINEERING: It is said that ninety percent of all personal ads are
placed by engineers. You can be happy with yourself: your office is
typically full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know
what is really causing your "carpal tunnel"...
ACCOUNTING: You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the
most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme
organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are
HUMAN RESOURCES: Ironically, given your access to confidential
information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization.
Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are
unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have
lunch, and mail a letter!
DEPARTMENT MANAGEMENT: Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you
are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life.
Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the
number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry
other "Managers," as everyone in your social circle is a "Manager."
CUSTOMER SERVICE: Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab
ride from taking your own life. As a child very few of you asked your
parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could
pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions,
your best bet is to sleep with your boss.