Banana Blindness Date of Joke: Monday, 14th October, 2002
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on
the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas
which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as
the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the
tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't
eat that if I were you."
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
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