Blonde with a Gun
Date of Joke: Thursday, 26th September, 2002

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.