A very proper man started going into the
neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy
2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week
he would come in with the same order.
One day the pharmacist felt he had to say
something to the man. "Wow! You must have
the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting
lucky! How on earth do you use that many
condoms a week?"
The man looked at him in disgust and said,
"I beg your pardon, but I find the whole
idea of sex repulsive!"
"So," the pharmacist asked, "then what do
you do with all those condoms?"
The gentleman answered, "I feed them to
my poodle and now she poops in little