This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore
and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.
The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"
The kid replies, "Eleven."
"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist
says. "You're too young."
The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll
call a cop."
"All right, cool it," the druggists says to
the kid. "What kind of condoms do you want?"
The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."
The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know
what one of those things will do to a woman?"
"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make
a sheep jump pretty high!"