Marine Biology
Date of Joke: Sunday, 8th September, 2002

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it on the nose as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."

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