Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere
in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a
pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out
in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor
who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic. 'What's Logic?' asked
the first redneck.
The professor replied, 'Let me give you an example: Do you own a
weedeater?' 'I sure do,' grinned the redneck. 'Then I can assume,
using logic, that you have a yard,' replied the professor. 'That's real
good,' the redneck responded in awe. The professor continued: 'Logic
will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house.'
Impressed, the redneck shouts 'AMAZIN'!' 'And since you own a house,
logic dictates that you have a wife.' 'Betty Mae... this is
incredible!' (The redneck is catching on.)
Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual,' says the professor. 'You're absolutely
right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't
wait to take this here logic class.'
The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world
opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is
waiting. 'So what classes are ya takin'?' The friend asked. 'Math,
History, and Logic,' replies the first redneck. 'What in tarnation is
Logic?' asked his new friend. 'Let me give you an example. Do ya own a
weedeater?' 'No,' his friend replied. You're queer, ain't ya?