A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his
mother asks him if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little
johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does
Well he's p!ssed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a
chicken. He goes off to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. Then he
goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
any milk on my cereal?" he asks.
"Well" his mother says "I saw you kick the chicken so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
aren't getting any milk".
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he
is walking into the kitchen. Little johnny looks up at his mother and
with a smile says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?"