A man decides to take the opportunity while
his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet
The wife comes home sooner than expected,
sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.
She is understandably distraught about this
and asks her husband to drive her to the
She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover
the stuck seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts
his wife's coat to show their predicament.
The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen
anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never