The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for
some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,
explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant,
and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would
like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."