Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the
first man said, "you have no idea what I had to go through
to get to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise
my wife that I would paint every room in the house next
The second guy said "That nothing. I had to promise my wife
that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
The third guy said "Man, you guys have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to play several more holes when they realized
that the fourth guy had not said a word about how he managed
to get out of the house. So the first guy said, "You haven't said
a word about what you had to do to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
The fourth guy smiled and said "Well, I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m.
When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said
'Golf course or intercourse?' and she said 'Wear your sweater'"