Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a
tornado and finally land in the Emerald City of Oz. They are finally allowed
to visit the great and powerful wizard and Dan Quayle says "I've had a tough
time getting by in Washington and I think I'd like to have a brain". Newt
Gingrich speaks next and says "I've heard all they say about me and my
conservative politics and I'd like to have a heart." President Clinton
speaks last and says "I'll just take Dorothy."