A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old
The bartender, believing that the customer will
not be able to tell the difference, pours him a
shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that
has been poured into an empty bottle of the good
The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on
the bar and reams the bartender. "This is the
cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not
paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old
The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge,
pours him a scotch of much better quality,
6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits
it out on the bar. "This is only 6-year-old scotch.
I won't pay for this, and I insist on a good,
The bartender finally relents and serves the man
his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.
The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more
An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has
witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the
finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in
front of him and asks, "What do you think of this?"
The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust,
violently spits out the liquid yelling "THIS
TASTES LIKE PISS."
To which the old drunk replies, "That's right, now
guess how old I am."