Cab Driver
Date of Joke: Friday, 15th March, 2002

A gorgeous young woman gets into a taxi one day.

On the way, the cabby asks her, "Hey baby, would you screw me for 25 dollars?"

Insulted, the woman asks, "What kind of a girl do you think I am??"

"Well," the cabby says, "If I was a multi-millionaire, and paid you a million dollars, and had the body of a famous movie star, would you do it with me then?"

"I guess I would," the woman says.

"In that case," the cabby says, "Will you screw me for 25 dollars?"

"What kind of a girl to you think I am??" the woman says again.

"We've already established that. Now we're just dickering over price."

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