There is an opening for a secretarial position. The man conducting the interviews asks each candidate the same question.
"What would you do if you found $100 lying on the floor in the office?"
The first one says "I would post a sign saying that some money had been found, and try to find person who lost it."
The second one says "I would lock up the money up in my desk, and if no one claims that they have lost any money, I would keep it."
The third one says "I would turn it over to the building security."
Do you know which woman got the job? The one with the big tits.