A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.
He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Hey, uhh Mr. Rabbit, uhh do you have a problem withthe shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit shakes his head no and says, "Nope, never bothers me."
The bear says, "Good!" takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him and then tosses him aside.