Hardware Store
Date of Joke: Saturday, 3rd November, 2001

A woman walks into a hardware store and says, "I want to buy a hinge."

The clerk says, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman replies,

"No, but I'll blow you for a toaster."

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