Jesus on the Cross
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 3rd October, 2001

Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said "Peter, come forth". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed.

Next he says "Mary, come forth"

But Mary came fifth and won a toaster.

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