Gone for a Holiday
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 17th July, 2001

A couple of pals had the following conversation recently:
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"

"Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas for me and my wife?"

"Sure, I recall that."

"I need to ask for something a little different this year."

"Go ahead ... ask me."

"Well, you know how last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"

"Yes."

"And the year before that you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"

"Yes."

"And the year before that when I went to Bali, when I returned my wife was pregnant?"

"Yes"

"Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year, so that I can bring her with me?"


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