Tired Arms
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 5th June, 2001

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn.

"Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and git yo'self a wife."

So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married.

But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken again.

"You crazy boy!!" he yelled, "That Becky-Sue's a fine young gal!"

"I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gits tired sometimes!"

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