Blowin' Chunks
Date of Joke: Saturday, 2nd June, 2001

A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him:

"Do you wanna drink?"

And the man replies with:

"Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night i was blowing Chunks all night!"

And the bartender says:

"Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk."

Then the man says:

"No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks."

To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.