No More Virgins
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 9th May, 2001

There was a great eruption of a south sea island volcano, and the witch doctor appealed to the tribal chief, demanding that a virgin be sacrificed to appease the volcano.

The chief apologized, "I've used up all the virgins myself, so I guess we'll just have to get used to the noise."

To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.