Date of Joke: Sunday, 28th January, 2001
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the
usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but
you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The
usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going
to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched
briskly back up the aisle.
In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned
the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy, what's you're name?"