A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand
still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once
again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a
car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got