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Replacement Windows
Date of Joke: Thursday, 19th September, 2013

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who had installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, "that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!", I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.


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