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Date of Joke: Monday, 18th June, 2012
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall
into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the
guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also
struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was
strapped to his back. If they didn't get any help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I am starting to think that I wasted two stamps.
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