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Date of Joke: Saturday, 7th April, 2012
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City Christmas
Shopper Seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on
his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he
gratefully munches up.
After approx 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and
hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture
about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady
why they do not eat the almonds themselves.
She replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth;
they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
The old lady Answers, "we just love the chocolate around them."
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