Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are two lines; a short one and a long one. He walks to the front of the long line and sees a sign written above the head of the angel in charge:

THIS WAY TO HELL>> MEN WHO LET WOMEN WEAR THE PANTS

He decides that this line is just way to long and goes around to the other line where a sign reads;

THIS WAY TO HEAVEN>> GUYS WITH BALLS

There is only one person in this line and he is a small, frayed and withered old man. Bob just has to know and so he asks, "Why are you in this line? I mean are you the only one going to heaven?"

The little man turns to him and whispers gently, "Keep your voice down, Lillith told me to stand here!"