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Date of Joke: Thursday, 9th February, 2012
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
subtle and will piss on your computer." --Bruce
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats
to pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --
Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemmingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message
and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next life." --Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats
are there to welcome me." --Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of
life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities
as well." --Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats." --Colonial American
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
"My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I
miss him sometimes."
"Dogs have owners....cats have a staff".
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