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After 20 years Married|
Date of Joke: Thursday, 20th May, 2010
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball..........stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!
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