Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he’d first made love.

"It was right down there by that thar tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day." We was madly in love. We made our way down to that thar tree and made love fer hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin’ real good until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you was makin’ love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"