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Date of Joke: Tuesday, 1st December, 2009
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became
dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".
While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing
for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's all right." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how
these things can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card
to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.
"Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
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