At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage
seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Giuseppe, who
was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes
and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the
same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to
treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I
tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The Priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to
all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your
wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'