The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly
but I thought, "What the heck," and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily and told me that she was
pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great and I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean -- there's more?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her
how she knew.
She said . . . . .
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club, and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out