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Pregnant
Date of Joke: Saturday, 15th August, 2009

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "What the heck," and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily and told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great and I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean -- there's more?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said . . . . .

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club, and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"


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