Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.

But after a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants , concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.

And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to Dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his newfound lady friend.

"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker."

"I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought, then he added, "

You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.."