Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels in
love with her.
But after a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs,
, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
Dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his
newfound lady friend.
"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem,
you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Since we're being honest
with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker."
"I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a
moment, deep in thought, then he added, "
You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off.."