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Date of Joke: Thursday, 9th July, 2009
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the
paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers
delivered then a good friend of the family phoned and complained
bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he
died of diarrhea. But I thought it would be better for posterity to
remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh*t he always was.
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