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How She Got the Raise|
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 3rd June, 2009
A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Seņora, the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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