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The Economy is so Bad...
Date of Joke: Friday, 10th April, 2009

The Economy is so Bad...

1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

2. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

3. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

4. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

5. PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4- ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

9. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

10. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

11. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

12. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

13. Motel Six wont leave the light on.

14. The Mafia is laying off judges.

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