Jokes Warehouse, Jokes, Joke, Joke of the Day

Animal Jokes   Blonde Jokes   Doctor Jokes   Drunk Jokes   Lawyer Jokes   Government Jokes

MAILING LIST
Enter your e-mail address, and click join!


jokes, joke of the day, joke
Jokes Warehouse, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Jokes, joke, joke of the day

Joke of the Day Mail List, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Submit a Joke, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Message Board. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Cartoons, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Feedback. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Advertising. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Privacy Statement

TELL A FRIEND
Enter your name, e-mail address and a friend's e-mail address and click Send...
Your name:

Your e-mail address:

Friends e-mail address:



Free Joke of the
Day Script


Joke Search
Bookmark Us
Link To Us
Webrings

Funny Pictures
Hilarious Pictures





Blonde's Cooking Diary
Date of Joke: Thursday, 29th January, 2009

Monday:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Good Night Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.

[Return to Jokes Index]